While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
by Murph Durph April 12, 2006
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Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
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2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.
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2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.
related words: secret ninja society
1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"
2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"
2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"
by Allie January 18, 2004
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After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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person 1: where are joey and mary?
person 2: They're in the secret garden having sex.
person 1: oh okay.
person 2: They're in the secret garden having sex.
person 1: oh okay.
by irishblood4th March 30, 2007
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