Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.

1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!

by mis-read July 14, 2011

Sealeaf

A common surname in England for people that have Dyslexia. They are often perceived as homosexual however this is only in appearance.

"Ahh look at that idiot trying to read, he must be a Sealeaf"

by EFCJCB1995 November 25, 2011

salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period

She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight

by The Bootyfill Girl June 13, 2015

salsa scab

Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before

I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015

salsa dick

The condition of one's penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

I just fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period. I've got a major case of salsa dick.

by Fingertooth January 3, 2016

salsa soup

y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup

Hey, want some Salsa Soup?

by Travis SilveR January 6, 2017

Seal spin

Seal pin
It's someone with a weird sense of humor of seals that spins.

Dude, you're such a seal spin!

by NoRealEnglish April 3, 2017