Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.
by Chubba Fett December 30, 2017
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Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.
Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!
by Rjyanta March 07, 2020
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Blood Seal

Another name for a girls hymen after it breaks during sex and causes bleeding.
"Yo he said he broke that girls blood seal. I think it was her first time too."
by BL4CKSH4RK_7 January 09, 2022
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Seal Team 6

When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.
Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.
by Hockey Donkey January 06, 2018
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Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 18, 2023
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Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it
Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
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