Russian Violin

When a man drinks too much Vodka and goes to have sex with a woman but keeps missing her vagina with his penis, thus looking like he is playing a violin.

When Vladmir drank 20 shorts of vodka he was playin the Russian violin with his woman all night.

by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009

Russian chatroulette

Its where you go on a website that offers chat roulette services and you jerk off to a random stranger watching you.

John is playing Russian chatroulette again, hopefully he doesnt blow his load all over the screen.

by GizzBall February 26, 2010

Russian Blowhole

The act of ejaculating in a woman's asshole and making her fart it out

She farted so hard that her Russian Blowhole hit me in the face and I now have pink eye.

by pj234 April 14, 2011

Russian Baseball

When you shoot baseballs with a shotgun as FPS Russia did

Yo man im bored what you wana do?
Lets play some russian baseball!

by tunnel rat June 8, 2012

russian blood

Vodka

I want some Russian blood

by Stupid_chicken July 6, 2018

Russian

A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it.

"Watch out hes Russian!"
If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a sweaty potato and an anthony gillan and you can lick my sack because russian women are poon

by Sovereign November 15, 2004

russian bow-tie

Alternate term for the more common Columbian Necktie, in which the throat is slit, the base of the tongue is cut free, and the tip of the tongue is pulled down the throat and out the slit.

Since they guy was from Russia, they decided to give him a Russian Bow-tie instead of a Columbian Necktie.

by MineTruly February 6, 2010