Cuck-rugged

When your wife is cucking you on your living room rug, and you pull the rug from under them.

SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"

SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"

by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020

Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

by Simin Allin November 25, 2020

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Rug stain

When you receive a weggie but instead of the weggie from behind the giver pulls your undies over your head causing the skid marks to rub against your head therefore causing a so called rug stain (Rug=hair)

Person a. What happened to you yesterday with mark

Person b. It was fucked mark gave me the worst rug stain of my life

Person a. That’s retarded how shitty was the rug

by Alaskan corn dip September 09, 2021

i call it a rug

rhymes with grug

g: i call it a rug, rhymed with grug
g; i call it nazi germany, rhymed with grug
g; i call it a drug, rhymes with grug

by DiscordReject4 May 24, 2025

Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug

Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.

by batman dirty sends January 19, 2023

Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.

“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”

by The Ziggller September 18, 2022