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Rugged

Your mom looks rugged from last night of partying
by Your dad ratio November 11, 2022
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Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.
"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"
by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017
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Cuck-rugged

When your wife is cucking you on your living room rug, and you pull the rug from under them.
SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"

SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"
by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020
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rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.
Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.
by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023
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Rug Kisser

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean September 30, 2015
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Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
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Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.
"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"
by Braegan October 17, 2021
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