african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.

Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.

by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016

Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.

John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.

by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017

Senior rita

When you speak that spanish, and see a hot chick. You say to ur bros "look at that hot senior rita"

"look at that hot senior rita, over there"

by Slax January 26, 2017

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019

itz_ritz_bro

A kid that can beatbox and thinks he's smart

"Ayy did you try to pull a itz_ritz_bro?" "What no!"

by Ritz bro October 25, 2019

Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.

The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita

by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020