rice paddy

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.

Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.

by Jergen banker July 20, 2009

rice burner

Any POS Japanese import. Built to go straight to the crusher; do not pass go; do not collect $200.00; unless someone added NOS; then keep the bottle; fill bottle, knock neck off of bottle; watch bottle go faster than rice-burner ever will/did.

Hey Maybell! How come that import car dealership is so close to that scrap yard?

by Dodge Boy November 27, 2003

rice rocket

mostly foriegn coupes that need NOS to accelerate up to 70 mph in 20 seconds. shit compared to a mclaren f1, ferrari enzo, or any porche. hell even a stock mustang could take one

i dont hate on these cars becasue i am jealous or lack the talent to make one. i hate on these cars because they are an insult to racing.

by ballskac June 13, 2004

Rice Crispy Treat

A blunt made of weed and clove cigarettes. The mix will make it "Snap, crackle, and pop"

Yo man lets gets some rice crispy treats and fly.

by Marc-Andre February 13, 2008

Rice Burner

In parts of the U.S. with high-density asian poplulations: Any Asian-manufactured car with Asian pictogram character decals on the rear (or near the fuel port), driven by an under-30 Asian male. Usually surrounded by supider-than-shit asian girls (also under 25 years of age), as a means to attract more stupider-than-shit girls. Often a standard car with an oversized spoiler on the back which prevents the hood from opening.

Look! There goes a Rice Burner! He must be from the San Francisco Bay area!

by Fionnbharr Mac Ghoisle July 6, 2004

Rice/Ricer is........

A rice isnt just some Japanese some american cars are rice .What "rice" means is that people rice out american cars aswell,like people rice out mustangs,camaro's,dodges,fords,chevys,saturns,geos,traillbazers,blazers,trackers ,and people rice out french cars,anything some riceboys can get their hand on and ruin they will.The defenition of rice/ricer is a person that buys a car and adds usless things to it,usless rice wings,those huge ass spoilers that dont provide downforce and is only for looks and the bumblebee style exhaust/exhaust tip,altezzas,(i would keep the stock ones on)and if your car has the altezzas it doesnt mean the car is rice that means the taillights are rice and must be removed with other ones.

Also check out
www.anti-rice.com
www.ricecar.com
for more information.

Dude those camaro's,mustangs,saturns,geos,
trailblazers,blazers,trackers, and those french cars are riced out to the max!!

by dan July 11, 2004

Rice Rocket

An import enthusiast's affectionate term for their own import or someone elses.

I love my rice rocket, it's a Supra.
Dude, your rice rocket's got a pretty sweet turbo.

by Lihtan July 9, 2004