Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011

team redline

This is a team of kids with cars that hangs out after school and has a good time in Amesbury . Everyone starts shit with us bc we go out and have a good time and rip it up with the 25 plus cars in it. We got Dana with a hot accord rockin a sound system most people cant even afford let alone behold the power of. 2 12 inch SOLOBARIC L7's and a huge amp = SHAKE THEM. Next we got justin which is temporarily outta service in the drivin department bc of things called speeding tickets which who ever wrote the previous entries doesnt understand... and then there is Jim jeremy al wren tony kraiggy jamie from X- TOWN and many many more... we dont act tough so stop hatin....... TR

Team Redline

by TR March 12, 2004

Making love to reality

The need to thrust your hips towards an imaginary figure of air while giving everyone seductive eyes and a curling of the upper lip.

The night was going great, especially when Jorge clenched his fists and began making love to reality on the dance floor.

by swaysnicks December 18, 2009

REDLION#22

A Hard Core Heat Fan That Hates Pistons Fans And Is Well Known Throughout Different NBA Message Boards.

REDLION#22 Made Me Feel Like An Idiot When I Said That The Pistons Would Make The Finals In 06-07....

by DefSP September 6, 2008

Redline

(N) - The line of blood that runs from the anus after the first penetration of anal sex.

He was so big when he entered me that my Redline went all the way down my taint.

by Jacob Weber April 20, 2006

Reality Tweaker

Someone who's personal definition of reality, is stronger than the view of the general consensus. A reality tweaker is someone who percieves things correctly, but perhaps, neglects to hone in on the smaller details, that fill out the bigger picture, therein bending the facts to their own whims. It is impossible to get an accurate retelling of events from a reality tweaker, and it is difficult to convey common sense instructions, because many facts will be tweaked, and lost along the way. Never assume that a reality tweaker will understand the simplicity in what you are trying to convey. Reality tweakers are not dumb or retarded, and my surprise you ultimately by their ability to understand complex ideas as well. It is impossible to ever truely predict the actions of a reality tweaker.

Jean: Kyle what are you doing with that VHS tape?
Kyle: Well, my grandma gave me this video to watch, but I don't have a VCR, so I'm running it under the tap to soften it up so I can crack it open and watch the pictures inside. It's gonna be great!
Jean: There are no pictures inside, it's a magnetic strip!
Kyle: No, you see, the water will be polarized by the magnetic charge, and I'll run through the strip, then it'll get subliminally imprinted onto my brain, and I'll dream it next time I sleep. I've got it all figured out.
Jean: Reality Tweaker!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 11, 2010

Reality Show Writer

(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.

Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.

by kishmich April 27, 2010