republican

One who works for what they have. A member of society who understands that nothing is free, and that if you work for something, and earn it, it should be yours; while democrats believe that we should give everything we have to those who are too worthless to do anything for themselves. Republicans believe that there are good countries out there (UK), confused countries (Fr.), and there are coutries ruled by megalomaniac dictators, whose regions of the world are criminally infested hell-holes, in the middle of the desert. Republicans understand that 1% of the world population has food, because they went to college, and got jobs, and worked to earn money, instead of shitting bunches of children in some third world country, and is too ass backwards to figure out that he needs to work. A republican is someone who is morally sound, and believes in life; adversly, democrats believe that they can do whatever they want, and that no one can make them do anything but their own selfish agenda.

Wow, Reagan was a good president... and so was Eisenhower. Hmm...Economic prosperity, the good ol' days. Too bad the current recession OFFICIALLY started in the last year of Clinton's presidency, after the failing of dot.com stocks, instead of the propagandated bullshit about it being Bushes fault (although we all remember it was bad well before the attempted stealing of the election by Gore / Jewerman)

by Paccali December 6, 2002

Republicans

People who don't have time to keep up with what's going on in the world because they are too busy with family issues, church duties, work, etc... and are made fun of it by psuedo-intellectualist, unemployed democrats and stupid people from other countries who sit at home all day and get their opinions from other morons on the internet or talk radio.

Republicans are too busy being employed to realize that their political party is a big ol' bag of BS.

by Starcastic April 26, 2005

republican

One of the two major political powers in the United States today. Although they are all people with beliefs, families, and values, they are often critisized due to the vocal few of their party. In truth, there are just as many bad democrats as there are republicans.

Just because someone is a republican or democrat doesn't make them good or evil

by Kurt F November 13, 2007

Republicans

The best

Republicans are cool

by Hello9293 April 21, 2021

Republican

The U.S. political party which every one calls it's members racist. Most notable achievement: Emancipation Proclamation signed created by Abe Lincoln to ban slavery.

Abe Lincoln, Republican president AGAINST racism and slavery.

by mustakrakishthelaketroll November 19, 2011

gay republican

Theoretically, no gay Republican politicians exist because the GOP is a pro-"family values", christianist party which despises LGBT people.

In reality, about 45.3412% of male Republican politicians (and climbing) rilly want some of that viking love but act like homophobic dicks in public in a desperate attempt to hide their secret attractions. 'Til they get caught in a "compromising position", that is.

"_I am not gay!_" -- protest of self-identified not-gay gay Republican IN state senator Phil Hinkle, who attempted to have a business sexual relationship with a young man Hinkle contacted on craigslist. Hinkle was subsequently outed to his wife by the other man after Hinkle gave the man his smartphone in a state of panic. (2011)

See also: Larry Craig, Tom Foley, Troy King, Roy Ashburn, etc. urban dictionary could have a spin-off site with just gay Republican follies.

by poorbrokegradstudent July 29, 2012

republican

1. Those who defend the constituion with honor and bravery. Those who think punishment of criminals need to be harsher, and children need to be saved. Those who hate war but see that the only way through peace is throught SUPERIOR FIREPOWER.

2. Those who give everything and get muckraked by fuckheads. (see democrat)

Republican - the only way to be.

by w00t November 24, 2002