Middle School Relationships

One kid 11-14, likes someone and that person likes that person back. Start "dating" for 10 minutes and breakup, get back together, breakup and so on

Girl: OMG Kyle and I are dating!

Girl2:Oh lord
4 days later...
Girl:WE BROKE UP!!!!!
Girl2:Wow I'm surprised you guys made it 12 hours! Stupid Middle school relationships

by Football Kid 36 August 14, 2015

relative humidity

The perspiration that forms between the shoulder blades of your first cousin, while you are fucking her in the ass.

Uncle Mike ... the relative humidity sure is high in your daughters bedroom.

by maggotvommit April 17, 2004

relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.

I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.

by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007

Realtor

A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.

He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.

by Alexsellscharlotte May 5, 2019

relative humidity

the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex

Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!

by RD Machine January 11, 2007

gang related

Being, or looking, so rad that others only naturally assume you must be in some way related to a gang. Originated back in 1830 when an Emily Dickens was born. Most know Miss Dickens from her poetry and books, but back in the day she was known world-wide for being gang related. Today her ancestors live on as, the "Gang Related".

"Man! Have you seen Emily today?"
"No, why?"
"She be looking so rad, she must be gang related!"

by Price Johnson May 31, 2006

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010