Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

reetaarfd

Person that is too retarded to properly spell "retard". Usually encountered online

Jake: "Did you know Adolf is reetaarfd?"
Frank: "Bruh, you are the retard here. You can't even spell the word."

by That one idiot from Swadia November 30, 2020

refaget

retarded faget

girl: ur such a refaget

by _gossipgirl December 10, 2020

refaget

retarded faget

girl: ur such a refaget

by _gossipgirl December 10, 2020

refaget

retarded faget

girl: ur such a refaget

by _gossipgirl December 10, 2020

rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.

"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"

by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021