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Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
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In read

Dashaun your a in read
by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019
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Zack Read

A butt. But a real friend. The best one someone could ask for
by ERummel December 6, 2018
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Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
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how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...
freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
by your local department April 6, 2022
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Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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