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russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around
I gotta piss like a Russian race horse
by Schomby May 5, 2018
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to do the race

slang for to run
We got to do the race the cops wre coming!
by kiiabx June 2, 2018
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boy racer

A silly young lad with a rice burner and a small penis.
Oh look at that *insert shitty Japanese 4 banger*. The driver must have a very small penis.
by Never late in a Big V8 January 15, 2005
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mud races

Derogatory racist term used by white supremacists to describe any group from Africa, the Middle East, or Asia, or of ancestry from any of those places, and sometimes even used to describe people of European ancestry who are considered to be white by normal people. Use of this term generally indicates severe mental illness in the person using it.
To groups like the KKK, Chinese, blacks, Moroccans and South Asians all fall under the inexplicable category of "mud races"
by Rattus cattus January 28, 2007
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Race monger

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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speed racer

A dealer who delivers your crystal meth very quickly.
I called John five minutes ago and he's already here! What a speed racer!
by gunnisfunn May 10, 2009
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boy racer

A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.

In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.

Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
by Electric_blues September 14, 2008
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