Robotic Ragdoll

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..

She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends

by spunkmobile November 16, 2010

Swag-rageous

Swag that is outrageously awesome.

Swag that better than average swag.
Swag that's not only for guys, but can be used for women.

Denise: Damn he looks good. Especially his swag.
Jada: Yeah he's swag-rageous

by Yeong Taz September 21, 2011

Bush Ragged

To be attacked or rendered unconscious by someone you do not know

"Who did you get attacked by?"
"I got bush ragged"

by Hex-Da-Jackal June 9, 2013

crap raggedy

Raggedy to the extreme. So raggedy one might crap oneself.

I ran myself crap raggedy today.
I need a new ride. My hoopty is crap raggedy.

by Miguel Molinos January 8, 2014

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019

Christian Raggio

discarded matter; refuse. TRASHHHHH

The house is starting to smell . I should probably take Christian Raggio out.

by Liz_0610 June 16, 2019

Dim RAGOOSAA

THAT IS WHEN YOU ABUSE/Rape your pet cats. It involves throwing them at a wall to impress your friend that is thinking (I gotta go). It also involves drug-ing them with cat-nip and doing “STUFF” to their lifeless body as your crying because your 6 year old girlfriend broke your heart by cheating on your best friend so as your doing your cat your thinking if I can’t have her nobody can and I’ll make my “friend” pay by causing an alarming distraction that may alert the police, but it will be worth it in the end. All I know is I can see myself in 20-50 years yelling “IM FREEEEEE” in the middle of the desert after taking a bag off my head.

I just DIm RAGOOSAAed my cat so ill be gone for a while

by Jake hoosteeano May 23, 2020