tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005

Quedget

The smell on the asphalt after it rains in a Publix parking lot. Usually smells like hot garbage and african americans.

See Quedge.
A slang adjective used to describe an unplesant odor.

I'll stay here, your car smells like quedget.
This sack sucks, it smells like quedget.

by Lazaro Brandon Ruiz October 11, 2004

Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Condom Queef

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.

My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !

by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009

queef monster

1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade

1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.

by Katell November 16, 2006

queef

queefing is a fart that comes out of your vagina it can happen during sex , but if you know how to queef then you can do it whenever. Only people with true talent can queef because you have to be able to use that muscle wants you can feel that muscle you just suck it and push out. It can be fun if you are good at it. There are 3 diferent kinds of queefing they are called oldschool which is the regular queef there are more complicated queefs called ripple and diharra. Dont do it while having your peroid because blood will go everywhere.

I just spent 10 hours queefing and it was really fun.

by kashakalaka yaqueefa February 8, 2007