pussy dehumidifier

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.

Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!

by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Pussy Lids

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy

“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”

by pussylids69 January 30, 2019

Pussy coma

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

by Jokerk February 23, 2017

Jap Pussy

Jewish Asian Princess Pussy

girl- You made the “bomb pussy” list. You’re Jap pussy.

girl 2- wait like Japanese? Jewish Asian Princess pussy?

by Jap pussy October 30, 2020

pussy stomp

When a girl is laying down and you stomp on her pussy. Meant to be violent and painful. Coined by Joe G from Camden North Carolina.

"I'm gonna fucking pussy stomp that bitch"

by Darwin Carver October 15, 2018