wet puppy

a girl who looks absolutely great sucking dick

Jesus dude, Katie sure looks like a wet puppy tonight

by hide4 February 14, 2010

fuck puppy

a sex toy (person) that is usually a slutty woman

That bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy

by joelish07070 March 14, 2006

shit puppet

someone who has another's hand up their ass making their lips move in accordance to what the hand's owner wants the shit puppet to say. analogous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.

Beth is really just Dave's shit puppet. He has his hand up her ass making her lips move.

by scpa July 9, 2009

two puppies in a tub

After fucking your partner in the ass and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your balls in their pucker hole. It will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep "two puppies in a tub".

With my goo seeping out of Rhonda's star fish, I tried to cram my balls inside of her. It was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.

by tcb123 July 28, 2008

puppah

dog, puppy, pup, pooch, hound, doggy

awwwww! puppah! so cute.

by Elaine Vigneault November 30, 2006

The puppy dog

The art of the puppy dog is complimented by the wet nose effect, and must be taken seriously!!!To really succeed in this maneuver you must first become familiar with the term "CLIT COMMANDER". After eating a girl out for a while and shes getting used to the tongue, you proceed to wet your nose with your finger tip and dive in "nose first" stimulating the clitoris by repeatedly shaking your head in disaprovment or the NO movement.

She fuckin loved the puppy dog I gave her! she had no idea!

by Dirty Double D January 17, 2007

slime puppy

A slime puppy is a public personality who gives you a queasy feeling, the sort of slimy public person who takes advantage of their public light for their own ends. A slime puppy leaves a trail of butt slime as it drags it's butt along the ground while thinking they are doing the right thing, a do gooder boy scout type of slimy person.

Have you heard of John Ralston Saul? Oh yeah, he's that slime puppy author married to the former Canadian Governor General, what's her name, oh yeah, Adrienne Clarkson.

by pwvl March 15, 2010