piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

by spudbuster August 27, 2013

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

Pudderfinger

Person who drops and breaks, important, or valuable things.

Jarrett dropped a serpentine belt tensioner and broke it.. What a fucking pudderfinger...

by Aerswhole November 16, 2016

piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.

Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!

by Telephony December 18, 2016

Piddle

To pee.

There was some piddle on the ground.

by Romi330 February 23, 2018

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

Donkey Peddler

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.

Stu is a donkey peddler

by Tortorific October 24, 2014