Preston

a stupid meth head who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but is actually stupid as fuck, this faggot even hits on someone who is out of his fucking league like just fucking image a disease riddled man trying he woo a super model. Fucking hell.

Person 1 "Is that a meth head?"
Person 2 "No, that's Preston
Person 1 "Same thing!"

by Frixion fred March 6, 2019

Preston

Preston is the best city in England if not planet earth, is is so good because Preston is the hq of pregnant teenagers, chavs, roadmen and shank party’s.

Wow, i was in preston and i counted 69 pregnant teenagers and saw 11 shank party’s what a great place!!!

by Thisis_luc May 5, 2019

preston

he flips when he falls

im so annoyed of preston

by Sarah Malevbi May 10, 2019

prostaculate

The fruition of extreme ejaculatory release by powerful and fathomless prostate massaging. Usually followed by a long and powerful gasp and the inability to keep one’s eyes open.

“ You should definitely pay the extra $10, Brett’s face after he prostaculated was priceless”

by Frenchingo1 May 13, 2019

Preston

A brown (or blonde) curly haired (or wavy) either green eyes or blue. He is very funny and friendly. He usually is never serious and make jokes at almost everything. He will make you laugh all day everyday. He usually falls for girls he close to (so, his girl best friend) He has an average amount of muscle and a pretty face with a beautiful smile.

My boy best friend, Preston is hilarious!

by King 🐕 May 29, 2019

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Preston

Preston is usually a guy that has brown or blond hair and will not fall in love most of the time but when he does he will love and cherish the person like she/he is a angel. when one of his friends is sad he will do everything to make his friend happy again. And if someone is bullying his friend he will go as far as getting suspended to make that person stop bullying. Overall he’s a good guy but sometimes he gets mad so don’t make him mad.

Preston: Yo that girl is dummy thicc

Chanse: so go see if you can smash
Preston:ok
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Preston: hey cutie
Girl: sup bish
Preston: wanna smash
Girl: sure. My house 6:09
Preston: sure

by Yeetboiiiiii6969 July 6, 2019