Poser

Someone who tries to fit in to a section or label. Basically, they go overboard with what they wear and yet know nothing. (aka surfer posers, skater posers, emo posers ,etc.) they also think that what they where is what those type of people where as well

*insert poser example here*

by Bobbeh McCrisco January 25, 2009

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poser coupe

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

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Poser Blues

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.

Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues

by Orbindo June 21, 2010

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Poser

Someone who pretends to be something they know they are not.

"i know this poser who thinks he is metal but he is really just a scene kid, his name is Matt Flores"

by THALLI May 19, 2010

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Poser Buster

Somone you bust's and exposes posers of Celebs on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter ect...

OfficalPoserBuster on YouTube is the best and most popular of poser busters on the internet

by ThePoserBuster August 24, 2011

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poserize

VERB. To poserize is to make oneself a total and complete poser in active, organized, and especially PUBLIC fashion. It's a verb so it's a word denoting concerted action of MAKING oneself a complete poser rather than merely being denoted a poser by others. To poserize oneself, one must go to considerable public effort. One cannot poserize another person, only oneself. To poserize could be termed the act of not merely appearing as a poser, but making oneself a poser in public, to the extent that it is self evident and there is no longer a need to call that person a poser, but instead to point out that they poserized themselves.

Wow Maynard really worked hard to poserize himself didn't he.

by 2wives November 27, 2015

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