Stud Potato

Stud potato means when you are thiccc and sexy and a badass

Ava: You are a stud potato

Marly: Is it because I am thiccc

by ellllllaaaaa November 30, 2018

Potato fucker

Someone who continuously has sex with and desire the intellectually disabled.

JF is a potato fucker.

by JFfan February 22, 2019

potato sauce

A slang term for vodka; named for vodka's being derived from fermented grain such as potato.

Hey man, pour me some of that potato sauce

by matthewf01 October 16, 2010

Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).

That guy was a feisty potato.

by Sim dragon April 21, 2017

potato skin

1. A fine appetizer served at a fern bar; the potato skin is filled with potato, cheese, bacon and/or chives, with a side of sour cream.

2. a blanket or wrap worn by a couch potato.

1. "mmmmmmmmm..., potato skins."

2. "I just wrapped my ass in my potato skin and watched game shows all morning."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

Porn Potato

A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.

Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"

by Biggy large July 13, 2009

The Couch Potato

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

by 12in Joe May 9, 2010