The act of going number 2 in your pants while at work and doing nothing about it (or attending a massage after the act).
Friend #1: I really need the toilet
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now
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A squat, hairy goblin, normally hailing from the South West of Middle Earth. A Pikewell is enamoured with steak, fish pie and ale, and will often pillage and plunder in search of these fairly common nourishments.
Verb:
To pikewell means to ransack or steal goods or valuables
A squat, hairy goblin, normally hailing from the South West of Middle Earth. A Pikewell is enamoured with steak, fish pie and ale, and will often pillage and plunder in search of these fairly common nourishments.
Verb:
To pikewell means to ransack or steal goods or valuables
I can confirm that a Pikewell is coming round for pre's tonight. Make sure to hide the assorted meats, alcohols and baby lotions, as I drove past him earlier in the day and he had a pillaging look in his eyes.
In addition to his combat skills, Grievous was also a brilliant military strategist who oversaw countless campaigns against the Republic throughout the Clone Wars while he also gained a reputation for hunting and killing Jedi Knights, in which he would pikewell their lightsabers as trophies and weapons to be used against other opponents.
In addition to his combat skills, Grievous was also a brilliant military strategist who oversaw countless campaigns against the Republic throughout the Clone Wars while he also gained a reputation for hunting and killing Jedi Knights, in which he would pikewell their lightsabers as trophies and weapons to be used against other opponents.
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A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 8, 2022
Get the pike through a trout pond mug.the pikesville syndrome: a peculiar and repulsive, but growing, mental illness defined by malignant narcissism accompanied by fetid self-absorption, unearned self-righteousness, blind faith and casual racism. pikesville maryland is the epicenter of the Dunning-Kruger effect and they will let you know it within seconds. self-reflection is against the law there. taking responsibility for one's own action is considered bad form. stealing is an art. treachery is what's for dinner.
"can you believe that Pikesville person just took food out of my shopping cart cut in front of me in line and farted the stench of rotten flesh while calling me a lazy illegal?" "don't worry about. it's the Pikesville Syndrome. those people are not actually people"
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Get the Pikesville Syndrome mug.A pejorative term for a person, containing multiple negative implications and associations.
Implications include:
1. Low-class economically and/or socially (similar to calling someone a rube)
2. Unreliable and likely to back-out of an intent to buy or hire (comparable to calling someone a "tire kicker")
3. Dishonest, especially in matters of business or money
4. A vagrant or wanderer
5. A person from the New-Jersey Turnpike area
6. Cheap and miserly (due to the presence of tolls on the New-Jersey Turnpike)
The term derives from both the British slang "Pikey" (a derisive term for Gypsies), as well as the more modern American associations with the New-Jersey Turnpike area.
Implications include:
1. Low-class economically and/or socially (similar to calling someone a rube)
2. Unreliable and likely to back-out of an intent to buy or hire (comparable to calling someone a "tire kicker")
3. Dishonest, especially in matters of business or money
4. A vagrant or wanderer
5. A person from the New-Jersey Turnpike area
6. Cheap and miserly (due to the presence of tolls on the New-Jersey Turnpike)
The term derives from both the British slang "Pikey" (a derisive term for Gypsies), as well as the more modern American associations with the New-Jersey Turnpike area.
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