Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

Parker

Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰

Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”

by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019

Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot

Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*

by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

parker

He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.

parker is such a player

by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019

Parker

Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................

Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****

And if you're her special guy you're really lucky

Dang Parker got a good booty

by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019

Parker

parker is a ridiculously hot guy. everytime he walks by all the girls look at him in awe. he is really sexy and he knows it. you cant go a day without thinking about the things you want him to do to you, especially in the bedroom. he is a freaky man who likes freaky girls/

girl 1 : woah parker is looking sexy today
girl 2 ; true i wish he would lay me

by coooool kidz onlyyy November 25, 2019