Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot

Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*

by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

parker

He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.

parker is such a player

by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019

Parker

Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................

Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****

And if you're her special guy you're really lucky

Dang Parker got a good booty

by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019

Parker

parker is a ridiculously hot guy. everytime he walks by all the girls look at him in awe. he is really sexy and he knows it. you cant go a day without thinking about the things you want him to do to you, especially in the bedroom. he is a freaky man who likes freaky girls/

girl 1 : woah parker is looking sexy today
girl 2 ; true i wish he would lay me

by coooool kidz onlyyy November 25, 2019

Parker

A crackhead

That’s Parker he’s my friend

by Idkandidc November 27, 2019

parker

a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.

girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”

by imagirl123 February 20, 2019