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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
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Parenticide

The man committed parenticide and went to jail.
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paren

me
im paren
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Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.
I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.
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Parazobnal

"That was parazobnal, man!"
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parent

a person's father or mother.
those are my parents
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Pare

My Pare picks me up from school.
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