Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

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Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

by El Georgio December 13, 2018

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panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.

“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”

by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023

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It's said when your freaking friend is worse at playing Dark Souls than you freaking grandma in a freaking wheelchair with freaking Alzheimer and the only freaking thing he freaking does is to hit the freaking R2 and start to freaking roll until his freaking stamina is out when the freaking boss makes a freaking single move.

Friend: *gets hit thrice and then starts to roll again and again* Yo its too difficult
You: Freaking idiot stop Panic Rolling or ill delete you from Brawl Stars

by Mamellas November 27, 2024

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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

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