petrol pump

Men pissing in other people's mouth, most notably their mates' mouths - used as a prank.

Bob: I needed a piss so bad, and Nick was just there, so i petrol pumped him.

Nick: It wasn't that bad. It tasted like brine.

by Antastic December 26, 2007

Mud Pump

another word for asshole

suck a fart out of my mud pump

by Superbee3834 January 6, 2012

Pump the Flesh

A variation of the phrase "press the flesh"

"To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes."

the actual pumping of the flesh here refers to the shaking of hands.

John Smith ran a hands-on campaign, travelling to many local towns in order to pump the flesh.

by Sunny_grande11 September 20, 2016

Weak Pumps

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!

by RonnieDonnieJohnny September 10, 2011

pumping gas

the act of fucking your girl in the ass, cumming, and then proceeding by peeing in her bootyhole.

"Bro, you got with Selena Gomez last night?"
"Yeah man, I was totally pumping gas up in her ass last night."

by chickenparmentierisian September 27, 2019

pump grief

To set the lock on a gas station pump after you have finished filling your tank. This causes gasoline to automatically start pumping before the next customer expects it to, often resulting in it splashing all over themselves and/or their car.

Steve: Dude, what is that smell?
Paul: I got pump griefed at the Quick Trip.
Steve: Care for a smoke?
Paul: Not funny.

by Sambone October 3, 2007

lil pump

bad rapper who says gucci gang alot

oh shit its lil pump here we go again

by mr tripple cash April 21, 2019