Pork Dunker

One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.

Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"

by Spacehaus October 27, 2010

pork pluger

fatass

Anne is a pork pluger she can plug up any asshole with her 300 pounds.

by Cock Master 134 March 2, 2011

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

pork park

Slang term for a vagina.

I put my sausage in her pork park

by DJ.C April 24, 2011

pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter May 7, 2011

pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.

I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.

by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011

pork piston

a WEENURR

this is my pork piston. it goes in your cumbustion chamber.

by Mediocrites_the_Average June 15, 2011