Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.
Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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poop attack

A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.
I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
:)
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runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop
by dickyball June 21, 2010
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poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
by mustfa altajar July 11, 2008
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crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair
Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.
by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
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safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
by Gradez March 17, 2009
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Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.
Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."
by Icky Dongus July 19, 2019
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