Plasterfasted

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.

Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!

by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011

Plate Male

A man with a very round and flat face.

A: Whoa, look at that guy! What's up with his face?
B: Yea, he's totally geared up with some plate male.

(A+B): /high five

by Dr_Donut March 5, 2012

plaqerium

Helmet description of plagiarism. Often used in relevance towards copying more than just the ideas of other people's work, enough to write a really good piece, but not copying people's work so much so that one can get caught for plagiarism. Very clever and resourceful approach.

Bro, I'm peeking about plaqerium in my essay on Scooby Doo and his relevance to society. Scared I might get snapped.

by those.words July 1, 2012

platebiter

A rude and often brash person who may or may not be a criminal but only a minor criminal. May refer to someone who is traitorous.

This term comes from the actual act of biting plates, which can be a rude act especially if you are a guest in their house.

Hemsworth stole nearly ten pence from me, the platebiter!

by Sir Shillingsworth May 15, 2016

platorgy

A platonic (non sexual) orgy for you and your friends.

There's 5 girls and 2 guys having a platorgy right now!

by Lusty Doggo March 11, 2017

platepourri

A colourful mixture of edible flowers, fresh young herbs, and assorted micro-greens scattered over an otherwise perfectly fine dish simply to satisfy Instagram posters. It seems to have emerged in the trendy brunch spots of Sydney and is spreading fast.

Mate, how’s the new brunch spot up the road?

It’s good but it was like the chef stole me mum’s potpourri from the back of her bedroom toilet and dumped it all over our meal.

That’s platepourri mate, it’s the scourge of this generation of young chefs.

by JJ Seldron May 27, 2017

plaster bombed

A term only used by Scotty Mac and only by Scotty mac. In his mind this means getting fucked up.

Scotty Mac: let's get plaster bombed
Everyone else: ...what dude
Scotty mac: lets get fucked up
Everyone: could of just said that

by Fatherdrew December 25, 2017