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Peanut Wrinkle

Unable to get an erection. Persistantly limp. Erectile Dysfunction.
Brad was so nervous his first time with Sally he couldn't get beyond a peanut wrinkle.
by Famties September 5, 2008
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Peanutbutter Slap

When one has peanutbutter on their hand and yells "peanutbutter slap" and slaps them hard on the face
Man I gave him a peanutbutter slap because he wouldn't shut up!
by shambly March 23, 2010
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Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011
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Peanut Butter Wig

When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.

The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"

Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"

Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011
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Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.
She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.
by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011
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Peanut Farmer

A term used for gay men who are attracted to men with small testicles. sort of a gay equivalent of chubby chaser.
Jerry is trying to get with that old guy. nah man its cool, hes a peanut farmer so hes into it.
by swiz747 June 1, 2012
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Peanut Butt

The last 10% of a Peanut Butter jar that is so hard to get to with a knife.
Dave opened up the peanut butter jar and exclaimed "Aw man, all that's left is the Peanut Butt!"
by PDXWaterproof June 12, 2015
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