Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Butt-piping

The act of two individuals bending their penis straight down and having butt sex with each other at the same time.

Joe laid down on his stomach and Dante laid down on his back. As soon as they were hard, they pointed are dicks down between our legs and began butt-piping each other.

We could have won that round of search & destroy but Joel and Christan were too busy butt-piping each other in that building.

by Palsy Chef April 7, 2011

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

pipe dream

Delusions of grandeur.

Anything Jeff thinks of is a pipe dream.

by Hero of Heroes November 2, 2009

meth pipe

a hollow glass bulb, with an extruding shaft, used for vaporizing methamphetamine or crystal meth, in order to inhale the vapor for its stimulating properties

Yeah bro, I woke up in a puddle of natty ice with a sore butthole, last fucking thing I remember from that party was doing shots of Jager and hitting my meth pipe with the bros.

by GhettoBlaster69 January 29, 2012

pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...

That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....

by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008

layin' the pipe

Whean a man with a LARGE penis performs well in bed.

(woman on the phone with friend)

"Girl! I'm trying to tell you Tyrone was layin' the pipe last night."

by Jennifer and Sheila September 24, 2005