jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

Hook House

A Hook House is an establishment of ill repute, or brothel.

"Boy, that lady's attire is worthy of a Hook House."

by Dkfgncdks December 13, 2021

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

Snatch Hook

the use of a curved fire poker to hook a girl by the pussy to bring her to the meat shaft.

Nick: last night I used the Sara Snatch Hook to get her on my cock. Works every time.

by tsl18 June 8, 2020

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

chin hook

A game you play when you attempt to hook your chin to your partners ball sac. Also known as Pirates Cock Eye as you normally end up with a cock in your eye.

Chris chin hooked this guy and got jizz in his left eye!

by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020