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nonce

when a person does perverted things to young childern be them male or female
person 1: dude did you hear what kayden did to that minor?
person 2: yeah i did they are such a nonce
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nonce

someone who dates someone younger than them.
god that harriet girl is such a nonce!
by White nwerd June 7, 2022
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Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.
"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"
by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022
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Nonce

a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher
Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then
by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022
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Nonc

Non-cohesive. Someone who doesn't work in a team. Someone who is in it for themselves. Also known as a me-me.
"He said we should do the task individually"
"What a nonc!"
"Total NoCo"
by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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Nonce

A pedophile or any sex offender (mainly a uk term) which can stand for the following: Not of normal criminal element or alternatively not of normal communal exercise
Did you hear about the Nonce who just moved on the seg wing let’s go smash him up
by Baitguy_69 July 4, 2022
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