The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Click

When you fully press the gas pedal and it makes a satisfying click noise (a.k.a. as kickdown button)

To Click is when: There was such a slow French driver in front of me, he was so slow I clicked him away!

by Joystickiboy August 23, 2018

click-up chicks

this is when men are on the internet trolling social networking sites to have an arsenal of attractive womens' headshots on their pages with hope to voyeur, admire the headshots, and/or actually meet the women.

Last Friday, I got two "friend requests" from men I don't know. After some wall posting, it became clear they were trying to click-up chicks.

by JonesToTheGrindstone.com April 21, 2009

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

click clack to the bang fuck you and you

god's & king's agust d iconic line in cypher pt.4 which has my pretty pussy poppin and will make you nut so hard that you won't even be able to remember your name. you'll pray for that line to whipe your ugly ass.
"click clack to the bang bang's" sexier bro.

boy: HEY DID YOU LISTEN TO BTS' CYPHER 4?
girl: OF COURSE I DID, RAP LINE SINGING TOGETHER IS MY KINK.
boy: then... "click clack to the bang ba-"
girl: "CLICK CLACK TO THE BANG FUCK YOU AND YOU."
*both agressively dab*

by agustdaddy June 25, 2017

Clicking

The act of pissing and nutting at the same time into someones nose to flood their throat causing a click-like gagging sound.
Can be paired very easily along side a Blumpkin.

Tyler- “Me and my friend were Clicking last night, it was crazy”
Steven- “Dude last time I did that my throat was sore for like a week, let me join next time, I’ll give you a Blumpkin at the same time”
Tyler- “Dude that would be awesome!”

by SkibidiFortniteGooner82 April 15, 2024