rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010

bone number

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.

John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers

by myalias123 November 26, 2010

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015

Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.

"China number two!"

by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022