Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

nacon

The process of a beautiful woman bringing you bacon while she is naked.

This nacon looks beautiful.

by scootdaboot December 5, 2010

Naco

A taco filled with narcotics.

Man, a cop busted me when he found my naco. What a faggasaurus rex!

by Serway Faughn March 29, 2005

nacha

The space between your balls and your ass.

Thats nacha balls and its nacha ass.

by tukananny May 1, 2003

Nachiket

foot massages, warm foot massages,

I would like a Nachiket, right about now after a long walk.

I love getting a Nachiket, after walking in my new shoes.

I love Nachikets.

by TTTTTOOoooonnnniiiiii January 20, 2011

nacocracia

Rule by nacos, as in ignorant or populist leaders who appeal to the lower classes to advance their political agendas. Primarily refers to Latin American populist leaders such as Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, Evo Morales, Hugo Chavez, etc.

All over Latin America populist demagogues are taking over; es la nacocracia!

by Felipe Calderon September 9, 2006

toilet nachos

food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.

Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.

by princess1237 February 12, 2010