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night jizz 

That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.
Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...
night jizz by gohabsgo101 November 3, 2010

Night Walkers 

People who walk their dogs at night and don't bring bags, so when their dogs crap they don't have to pick it up cause apparently if no one sees it happen, it never happened. So there for it is acceptable.
(Typical Night Walkers)
Melissa: "Hey where are you goin hun? It's like eleven thirty"
Erik: "Oh, I'm just gonna take Ema for a walk."
Melissa: "Now??"
Erik: "Yeah."
Melissa: "Well don't forget to bring bags with you."
Erik: "What! Sorry, can't hear you gotta go love ya."
Night Walkers by Captain Picard17 November 10, 2010

night crazies 

Those select few people who cannot control their actions after or during consumption of alcoholic beverages. They are capable of anything from a simple drunk text or phone call to a vigorous dance move putting an entire bar/establishment in awe. It is even possible that they could randomly hook up with any member of the same and or opposite sex and tightly grip an innappropriate area for no reason at all. These types of people are to be shunned and ignored at all costs, or it could be the last sight of your life.
Eric : "Dude, look at those girls outside Phoggy Dog. WTF are they doing?"

Bryan : "Isn't that Special K and E.W.? I thought the bar got a restraining order on them for the craziness they caused last time?"

Eric : "Fuckin night crazies, man. Let's get out of here, quick!"
night crazies by GormsMyGorms October 28, 2009

Night Pants 

Alternative, less common, term for pajama pants. The term has later been adopted to refer to children's training pants.
Hey, those are nice pajama pants.

No, they're my night pants.

Yeah that too.
Night Pants by Night Pants McGee January 7, 2011

Night Auditor 

A person, Usually male, that works the 11-7 shift at a hotel. Between weed breaks or "Safety Meetings" this person surfs Youtube, over-posts on Facebook and on occasion actually does something for his employer. This Job requires about 20-30 minutes of labor per 8 hour shift.
That Night Auditor looked sooo stoned.
Night Auditor by KnightAudit June 24, 2014