French Mistake

An arrangement of tuxedo-clad male dancers in top hats singing a silly little song. Usually followed by a brawl with cowboys.

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!

by Tarantulas April 13, 2005

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

by D Sting August 8, 2006

Mista

Someone that hasn’t washed their balls in years, and or has not taken a bath in who knows how long. Mista is a fictional character from “jojo’s bizarre adventure” well know for not washing his balls. Therefore, he should be used to refer to someone that is very unsanitary. Although they might be hot

You’re so, mista! Wash your balls!

by Mikasabigbiddies February 14, 2021

Fur Nut Mustache

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.

My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.

by Peet March 22, 2004

mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

Mustard Snack

The perfect inbetween meal snack. Visit www.mustardsnack.com to view this delicacy

Hungry? Grab a mustard snack!

by Get.it.girl December 15, 2010