"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
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Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
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When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
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Mollie *cough* Agnes *cough* Murphy is a known defender of the gnome kingdom known for their curly locks and curtains to match.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
Ok Mollie Murphy we get it ur hairs curly. Mollie would respond “no need to get so agnome on me now”
by Kimye September 11, 2025
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