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National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there
by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019
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Oliver Murphy

An idiot who bullys everyone and has a mullet
by hferugfekehyr November 10, 2020
mugGet the Oliver Murphymug.

colleen murphy

A powerful Irish name. She is calm, humble, loyal till death. If your loyal to her she will bring you luck, wealth, power and happiness. She will steal your heart in many ways. But watch out Karma is her best friend so don't double cross her or all shall rain upon you.
I had a Colleen Murphy walk into my life, and before her my life was a shatter but she put all the pieces back together for me. I got a promotion, I hit it big on the stock market, I bought a beautiful home and beautiful cars Up until I took advantage of her kindness. It's like Karma just watches over her. I ended up getting laid off I had to sell my house I had to sell my cars and I was right back at square one worse off than ever.
by Mr. Hope1970 February 13, 2017
mugGet the colleen murphymug.

Murphy

Wow that Murphy guy is so hot
by Murphyyyyyy October 1, 2021
mugGet the Murphymug.

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers
How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell
by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022
mugGet the Murphy-Mitchellmug.

Murphy

by cum69420 March 28, 2022
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Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
mugGet the Murphy squirtsmug.

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