muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018

Muddy Nutz

The act of a male taking a shit in a shit in a small, then dipping their scrotum in the shit water… Muddy Nutz

After eating a Gordito Burrito, Jared got muddy Nutz.

by GordonRamseysDad August 8, 2022

Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)

Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge

by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022

Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.

by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022

Muddy

not great, not awful but unpleasant. Not always clear or undestoond.

I found her attitude to be muddy.

by thebadgirly January 18, 2022

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

Muddy

When someone's earphones have a lot of earwax

"Yo bro, his headphones muddy as hell.."

by jadeuh December 6, 2021