When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020
by Fennel8263 July 16, 2023
verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
by D-Money$ August 2, 2014
When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!
Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"
Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."
Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."
by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021
When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022