moist

1. something wet, or slightly soggy
2. a word people hate.

1- The floor is very moist right now.
2-

Person: "I hate the word Moist!"
Person (2): "Same."

by st4rr3y eyes October 22, 2023

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture, the kids of mama moist are little yellow midget things that look like you took their dinosaur toy

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

Mama kid : mama I want your moist

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.

You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.

by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

Thick juicy moist

When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.

"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"

by Savi_siri16 February 2, 2024

Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023