Midwestern Stroke

All the symptoms of a normal stroke. Instead of smelling toast, its refried beans.

Do you guys smell refried beans or is it just me?

I think you might be having a Midwestern Stroke.

by A-X-L November 25, 2025

Midwest Harmonica

When a male has sex with a female and holds her leg in the air and straddles her other leg simultaneously farting

Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”

Tony: “I wish that was me”

by Magic Cheese December 10, 2025

Andrew McDowell

A completely unaskable person. Some one whom it is impossible to ask a question of any kind.

Andrew McDowell -

Hot naked cheerleaders: "Hey do you want to rub lo..."
Andrew: "lalallalalaalla I cant hear you, I'm unaskable"

by Johnnytheninjaofthedeap January 5, 2011

Vegas Midwives

When Ref's are bought off to help change the game via certain play-callsfor Vegas to win millions upon million of dollars. Often big games, such as seeding, playoffs, championships (super bowl)

The Refs are Vegas Midwives because they screwed over team A on an obvious play, so that team B would win, if the bets are high enough.

by cantstandprofessionalrefs December 30, 2012

the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .

Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.

by You pound em January 26, 2017

Andrew McDowell

He is a black gay man who fucks Darren’s harris

Andrew McDowell fucks darrean

by Iwoiiiiiiiii May 22, 2018

Trenton McDowell

The stupidest little baby boy alive if you have one you might as well vote for Hillary. He is very fat and uses a hole room just to drop a duece. When he walks outside to get get his mail it's measured using the Richtor's scale. And he has a tiny little penis it's the size of a flea's penis. Also he is butt ugly.

"He is such a Trenton Mcdowell"

by Sto0piD December 3, 2018