blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently

she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends

by mbs133 October 10, 2020

Chiller Mechanic

The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.

JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.

by HVAC tech October 11, 2020

Pedah mechanic

Not only the best mother fucking mechanic in rocket leage, but the most useful. This mechanic is preformed by driving backwards and hoping u hit the fucking ball.

Friend: I centered it
Me: holy fuck I just hit an insane pedah mechanic

by Let’shave_sex March 5, 2021

Extraphysical Mechanics

Extraphysical Mechanics, also Extraphysical Mechanics Theory and sometimes simply known as Extraphysics, is a hypothesis and a stance that states that there are extraphysical mechanisms and properties that interact with matter such as there are things beyond matter and physics that interact with matter and physics in a way it's hard to realize but it's possible to realize during spiritual, mystical, esoteric, religious and extraphysical experiences and it's an interaction between the physical body with the extraphysical body where both, physical and extraphysical might be the same thing on different states and levels. Extraphysical mechanics also supports there's an interaction between physics and extraphysics and it's well known for the concepts of extraphysical superposition, extraphysical entanglement, extraphysical mind, extraphysical spirit, physical-extraphysical entanglement of bodies and for the philosophies of extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and extranaturalism. Extraphysical Mechanics is considered a hypothesis and it's considered as an open field and a field that cannot be determined, proved or disproved by natural sciences but something else that should have it's own methods and theories, besides do not be considered as scientific because it's not part of natural sciences but for something called as spiritual sciences, extranatural sciences and even as extraphysical sciences.

"Extraphysical Mechanics is an interesting hypothesis and philosophy, but even it doesn't being scientific at all, it's a nice philosophy and an open field of study and development, such as multiverses actually are."

by Full Monteirism May 12, 2021

molly mecham

Someone who is only good at 8ball and none of the other games for some reason. Also can’t spell to save their life

You know Molly Mecham?
Yea the girl who can’t spell or play any game besides 8ball?

by Bigfinder111 November 29, 2021

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021

Gacha Mechanics

Gambling, but in videogames

Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.

by somebody10291029102 June 5, 2022