Mcjerking

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.

"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"

by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016

materson

A fucko fuckostein who loves to make other people cringe

He's such a materson!

by JAYYYYman23 January 1, 2017

mcdermied

Google a subject before hand to appear cleverer than you actually are to make others appear inferior.

He mcdermied his/her subject which left the listeners confused but made him/herself seem more intelligent.

by S&AIT June 22, 2017

maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.

A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!

by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017

materra

In golf the materra is the first cut of grass off the green

I’m going to chip this from the materra

by IWS77 May 19, 2018

mater’

southern slang for the word “tomato”

i’m gonna eat a mater’ sandwich when i get home.

by alizard15 June 5, 2018

Mater

Mater is man. A goddamn savage of a man who drives a 69' GTX and always has a cooler in the back seat. A motherfucker who will reem your girl while you're past out from too many daiquiris. Budweiser in one hand, joint stuck to his lip, your girl's persnabbage patch in his other hand.

Dude, DO NOT GO TO THE BAR TONIGHT, Mater is working the door.

by SweetTaterPie June 15, 2018