Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”
by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018
Get the Lili-Maimug. When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011
Get the The May Poopersonmug. by echo-snowwy May 1, 2022
Get the may 3mug. 31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014
Get the Mellow Maymug. by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022
Get the May 9mug. This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!
“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”
by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020
Get the May 27mug. by drekalisous May 10, 2022
Get the May 13thmug.