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Matthew Lopez

Very nice boy few friends and very smart with brown eyes and flexes his ultraboost
Guy 1 thats Matthew Lopez

Matthew Lopez- very smart
by H1zhsi October 8, 2019
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Matthew W

by carveb October 14, 2019
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Mathew Zumaya

Mathew means ten times zumaya means gay
you . are Mathew zumaya
by Blilly bong November 24, 2019
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matthew harper

the most sweetest kind hearted man. he’s different from other people. he has his own little thing. he’s caring. he’s handsome. he has beautiful blue eyes. he’s absolutely perfect.
by soove October 28, 2019
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matthew cabaza

a complete asshole who deserves no happiness. he ruins everything for everyone and can never make anyone happy. he uses girls for their body’s and when something goes wrong in the relationship he blames it on you. he makes it seem like nothing is his fault when he’s the bad guy. so basically the worse human alive.
friend 1- do you know matthew cabaza?

friend 2- yeah i heard he’s a dick though.

friend 1- he is.
by anonymous123456978 December 15, 2019
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Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell
by Flyless fly December 17, 2019
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Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
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