NPR Masturbation

Masturbating passively while doing something boring.

"Do you listen to This American Life?" - John
"It's a pretty good candidate for NPR masturbation." - Charlene

by ImaHonky April 19, 2009

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.

Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating

Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home

by u lose May 11, 2015

masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

by dddisaster November 29, 2016

Masturbation Paralyzation

When you jerk off too much and your weak ass arm cannot handle the g-forces and either becomes numb or just fucking falls off your body.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!

by WhiterThanKevinJames'Vagina June 3, 2018

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

Madterbation

when you hate yourself but you're horny and have nobody to fuck

I can't believe I screwed that up. Guess I'll just go home and have an evening of Madterbation

by jledhead01 July 23, 2019